The last two days have been rather well, rather "queer" to tell you the truth.

Tuesday night as you all know I went to see Mr Ross Noble and I got the best oppertunity of my life as after the gig we went round to the stage door and managed to meet Noble and have a close chat with him for 20 minutes or so.

And then today I was at school until about 10:30 and just before I left I was offered a "queer" penis sweet

And then I had work mid-day mid-week.

Now as I sit here typing I have some bitch on the Apprentice complaining out calculators